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Let’s be real—Miss Piggy and Kermit’s relationship is a walking red flag parade.
Let’s be real—Miss Piggy and Kermit’s relationship is a walking red flag parade.
See lessThey’ve already called it quits!
They’ve already called it quits!
See lessTheir relationship is more off than on… and honestly, it’s kinda toxic.
Their relationship is more off than on… and honestly, it’s kinda toxic.
See lessSandra and Keanu in Speed—because nothing says lasting love like trauma bonding and explosions.
Sandra and Keanu in Speed—because nothing says lasting love like trauma bonding and explosions.
See lessThey were already broken up in the sequel—probably because Keanu wisely passed on that cash grab. I think her excuse was that she couldn’t handle him always being in danger or getting hurt.
They were already broken up in the sequel—probably because Keanu wisely passed on that cash grab. I think her excuse was that she couldn’t handle him always being in danger or getting hurt.
See lessLet’s be real—the Silver Linings Playbook couple is one bad day away from a true crime documentary.
Let’s be real—the Silver Linings Playbook couple is one bad day away from a true crime documentary.
See lessTed and Robin? Yeah, that was doomed from the start. So many obvious reasons, so little time.
Ted and Robin? Yeah, that was doomed from the start. So many obvious reasons, so little time.
See lessJ.D. meets Manic Pixie Dream Padmé—emotionally unstable meets emotionally unavailable.
J.D. meets Manic Pixie Dream Padmé—emotionally unstable meets emotionally unavailable.
See lessI’m convinced he went through 500 More Days of Mistakes. That man learned absolutely nothing.
I’m convinced he went through 500 More Days of Mistakes. That man learned absolutely nothing.
See lessI remember watching 500 Days of Summer when it first came out and thinking, “Haha, solid breakup movie.” Now I’m 33, going through a tough breakup, and decided to rewatch it. Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character? A full-on whiny man-child who bulldozes through every red flag with a girl who never once pRead more
I remember watching 500 Days of Summer when it first came out and thinking, “Haha, solid breakup movie.”
Now I’m 33, going through a tough breakup, and decided to rewatch it.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character? A full-on whiny man-child who bulldozes through every red flag with a girl who never once pretended to be committed. I couldn’t relate at all this time around.
Honestly, Forgetting Sarah Marshall hits way better as a breakup movie—though let’s be real, the timeline where he’s magically over her by the end of a weekend? A bit of a stretch.
See lessThe couple from Pretty Woman? Yeah, love doesn’t pay rent, Richard.
The couple from Pretty Woman? Yeah, love doesn’t pay rent, Richard.
See lessThe rebel and the princess? Sounds romantic… until Monday when she pretends she doesn’t know him.
The rebel and the princess? Sounds romantic… until Monday when she pretends she doesn’t know him.
See lessTheir whole relationship was just one big makeover montage. Compatibility? Never heard of her.
Their whole relationship was just one big makeover montage. Compatibility? Never heard of her.
See lessLydia ran off with Wickham thinking it was love. He just ran with her dowry.
Lydia ran off with Wickham thinking it was love. He just ran with her dowry.
See lessShe gives him the death stare over his fish sandwich and he hits her with, 'Wait—was that one of your cousins or something?
She gives him the death stare over his fish sandwich and he hits her with, ‘Wait—was that one of your cousins or something?
See lessShe pretended to be bad at math, and he dated Regina. That relationship was doomed from day one.
She pretended to be bad at math, and he dated Regina. That relationship was doomed from day one.
See lessTheir relationship feels less like a love story and more like she took on a long-term charity project.
Their relationship feels less like a love story and more like she took on a long-term charity project.
See lessAs a kid, I thought Mickey and Minnie were siblings. The couple vibe was not vibing. Minnie felt more like a supportive twin than a bae.
As a kid, I thought Mickey and Minnie were siblings. The couple vibe was not vibing. Minnie felt more like a supportive twin than a bae.
See lessThat goth couple in Final Destination 3? I was convinced they were siblings. No PDA, no flirting—just matching eyeliner and trauma.
That goth couple in Final Destination 3? I was convinced they were siblings. No PDA, no flirting—just matching eyeliner and trauma.
See lessRoss and Rachel were less 'relationship goals' and more 'how not to communicate 101.
Ross and Rachel were less ‘relationship goals’ and more ‘how not to communicate 101.
See lessFor sure! They gave it multiple tries throughout the series and always brought out the worst in each other. Why would the last time magically be different? Especially when Rachel gets off the plane—implying she gave up a huge career move for Ross. That kind of sacrifice? Pretty much guaranteed to tuRead more
For sure! They gave it multiple tries throughout the series and always brought out the worst in each other. Why would the last time magically be different? Especially when Rachel gets off the plane—implying she gave up a huge career move for Ross. That kind of sacrifice? Pretty much guaranteed to turn into resentment the next time things go south.
See lessAt first, it’s all magical—fairytale castle, talking furniture, romantic vibes. But then the spell breaks, and suddenly Beast is just… some guy. Belle, who literally sang a whole song about wanting adventure and escape from her boring little town, now finds herself stuck in a castle with a dude whoRead more
At first, it’s all magical—fairytale castle, talking furniture, romantic vibes. But then the spell breaks, and suddenly Beast is just… some guy.
Belle, who literally sang a whole song about wanting adventure and escape from her boring little town, now finds herself stuck in a castle with a dude who still kinda seems like he needs therapy.
See lessThe fantasy fades, and reality hits hard.
Honestly, I feel like once the Beast turns human, he’d totally be down to travel and explore with Belle.He’s got the money, the castle staff can hold things down while they’re gone, and after being locked up for years—you know he’s ready for some adventure.Belle might’ve just unlocked her dream andRead more
Honestly, I feel like once the Beast turns human, he’d totally be down to travel and explore with Belle.
See lessHe’s got the money, the castle staff can hold things down while they’re gone, and after being locked up for years—you know he’s ready for some adventure.
Belle might’ve just unlocked her dream and a travel buddy.
Jacob and Renesmee 🤢… Let’s be real—by the time she hits 24, she’s going to realize she was groomed by her mom’s ex, stalker-level crush since literally the moment she was born. She’ll look back and cringe, wondering why she ever defended choosing him over any other guy. The whole “imprinting” thingRead more
Jacob and Renesmee 🤢… Let’s be real—by the time she hits 24, she’s going to realize she was groomed by her mom’s ex, stalker-level crush since literally the moment she was born.
She’ll look back and cringe, wondering why she ever defended choosing him over any other guy. The whole “imprinting” thing? Suddenly not so romantic when you realize your entire life was pre-decided by a grown man who was obsessed with your mom first.
Meanwhile, Jacob’s still clingy, emotionally intense, and weirdly territorial. She’s emotionally drained, depressed from growing up too fast, and repulsed by the whole situation.
And honestly? I hope Edward laughs when she walks out that door—to explore the world, find herself, and maybe even fall for someone her age. Halfling or human, anything’s better than that.”
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